GistBirD 1) NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.
2) Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS?
Answer: NO o! NA MY PAPA WHEN HIM YOUNG.
3) On your wedding, one idiot walks up to you and says NA
YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE.
4)Give me your phone number – 0803476… ….THANKS. SO
YOU DEY USE MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE.
5) I listened to 9 o’clock news, it was announced that the
election was postponed. WHO TOLD YOU?
Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR FOR MY VILLAGE.
6)Take this mosquito coil; e dey kill insect fast. “Thanks bros.
E DEY KILL MOSQUITOES?”
Answer: NO, E DEY KILL ELEPHANT.
7)Standing in front of a police station* SHEY NA POLICE
STATION BE THIS?
Answer: No! Na CHURCH.
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